Tuesday, December 29, 2009

Now Again

Having a sense of humor can be dangerous, especially when those receiving the humor are humorless. 
My thoughts often disappear when I apply my fingers to a keyboard or wrap them around a pencil. Maybe, hummmmm,,,,, eureka!!!!!,,,, an undiscovered form of meditation!
The meditations I have studied are often designed to manage thoughts; so,, introducing a keyboard to my meditation cushion may bring instant enlightenment??
Mounting a keyboard that is not distracting will be a design challenge that may require a new guru or a trip to the mountains of Tibet.   HUMMM???? .. It could have a specially  programmed "delete key" to automatically remove unwanted thoughts that arise during meditation. ????  The control function keys could be customized by the user to bring up desired forms of meditation.  ???? how about this???, a specially programmed escape key to help mediators recover from deep trances.
My new career may have just surfaced!  Image the possibilities! I could have Wayne Dyer introduce it as one of his PBS gifts during the next funding campaign.
Remind me to tell you about my trip to the patent office.
Bye NOW